fleur delacour is so important i can’t even put it into words
badass girl whose “most precious” was her sister, who despite what anyone might think of her (cough molly cough ron cough hermione cough) looks past any aesthetic unpleasantries because she is completely and…
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these
yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website
You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this
I won’t ever trust anyone again..
y’all motherfuckers need jesus
This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.
So a friend of mine did this on halloween and almost killed someone who was allergic to peanuts so… you know. Don’t do this.
kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho
Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!
It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.
i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
oOoOoOoh do you have any Wolfstar ideas about James setting them up?
- James realizing in fourth year that Sirius never talks about girls or about anyone really and he kinda asks Sirius about it and Sirius just shrugs
- James asking Remus why he was with Lily all the time and getting jealous and Remus is just laughing like “trust me she’s not my type” and james is just like “what’s that supposed to mean????”
- James going to Peter about this and Peter just rolls his eyes like “jfc they’re queer okay how thick can you be”
- James trying to process this new information and trying to set them up like leaving them alone in the room or suggesting that Remus should tutor Sirius in Charms and leaving them alone or sending Remus chocolate with a card signed with Sirius’ name
- James, after making sure Remus is okay in the hospital, leaves with Peter so that Sirius is alone with him after the full moon
- James insisting that he and Peter partner up for Potions so that leaves Remus and Sirius together and he’s just smiling like an idiot as Remus and Sirius sit super close together, Sirius guiding Remus with how to stir the potion correctly, Remus wiping a stain off Sirius’ shirt even when he can totally just use magic and james is just there like i am such a genius this is totally working i am so good at this oh they owe me big time
- James walking into the dormitory to find Remus sitting between Sirius’ legs, lying back against his chest, asleep, as Sirius reads and James is like so fucking ecstatic like “JFC CONGRATS YOU GUYS I KNEW YOU WOULDN’T TAKE THAT LONG OMG SO HOW DID YOU GUYS REALIZE YOU HAD TOTAL HARD ONS FOR EACH OTHER YOU KNOW THIS IS MY DOING I’VE BEEN HELPING YOU GUYS GET TOGETHER FOR LIKE A MONTH NOW THANK ME, PADFOOT” and sirius just stares at him like “james we’ve been shagging for like half a year now but yeah thanks for letting us use the dormitory for a month and those chocolates were fantastic too but if you don’t mind, please stop screaming my boyfriend is trying to sleep”
- James doesn’t talk to them for a week